ajee nalja ka VOL4

[vai]

http://www.break.com/index/craziest-car ... -ever.html

[zum]

[4x4 sõber]

http://www.hot.ee/daniel/wc/wcjutt.jpg

[raimo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzZ8ewppX-E

[Landy]

Kivivalvur Ropka saab järje:

http://www.postimees.ee/?id=82615&com=1

naera herneks.

[weix2]

Surutis http://www.e38.ee/foorum2/viewtopic.php?t=3290

Järgmiseks myyb esiklaasi maha, siis saab edasi sõita,
kui kojamehi pole siis nähtavus kisub jamaks, pole esiklaasi pole muret

[jr]

Surutis http://www.e38.ee/foorum2/viewtopic.php?t=3290

Järgmiseks myyb esiklaasi maha, siis saab edasi sõita,
kui kojamehi pole siis nähtavus kisub jamaks, pole esiklaasi pole muret

Kusjuures ilma naljata asine kuulutus on. Tutikad kojamehed e38'le olid miski 1500eek. Põhjus on spetsiifilises raamis ja kinnituses. Vahetatakse seal ainult kojemehe kummi tavaliselt, mis on esinduses 150eek. Meie kliimas pole ime, et lõpuks ka raam ära väsib.

[Tony]

Isa leiab tütre toast vibraatori, tuleb tütar koju, isa hakkab pahandama, et mis see siis on.
tütar ütleb: "palun isa, see on mulle mehe eest."
isa ütleb: "no jaa" ja läheb minema.
hiljem tütar läheb elutuppa, näeb, et isa istub, laua peal vibraator ja 2 pitsi viina.
tütar küsib: "isa, mida sa teed?"
isa ütleb: "võtan väimehega viina."

Tony

[tont]

Tüüp ostis omale uue Mersu ja mõtles, et läheks kimaks väheke Tartu
maanteel.
Jõudes kaherealisele tõmbas naksti 140 rauda ja oh häda, vilkurid kohe
sabas.

Mõtles hetkeks, et ega need politseinikud uut Mersut ikka kätte saa ja
vajutas gaasi põhja. Kui 220 km/h sees oli, aga võmmid ikka maha ei tahtnud
jääda lõi paanika lõpuks sisse ja, mõeldes juba eelseisvale jamale, peatas
siiski oma uhke, uue masina.

Politseinik jalutas rahulikult Mersuni, vaatas juhi dokumente, kontrollis
joovet ja ütles siis: "Läks väheke kiireks siin ennist, aga kui tuled välja
vabandusega, mida ma enne kuulnud ei ole, saad puhtalt minema."

Mees mõtles hetke ning vastas: "Vaadake härra, eelmisel nädalal lasi mu
naine ühe politseinikuga jalga ja nüüd ma mõtlesin, et äkki tahetakse moori
tagasi tuua."

"Kena nädalavahetust", soovis politseinik ning jalutas minema.

[tyyp07]

Surutis http://www.e38.ee/foorum2/viewtopic.php?t=3290

Järgmiseks myyb esiklaasi maha, siis saab edasi sõita,
kui kojamehi pole siis nähtavus kisub jamaks, pole esiklaasi pole muret

Kusjuures ilma naljata asine kuulutus on. Tutikad kojamehed e38'le olid miski 1500eek. Põhjus on spetsiifilises raamis ja kinnituses. Vahetatakse seal ainult kojemehe kummi tavaliselt, mis on esinduses 150eek. Meie kliimas pole ime, et lõpuks ka raam ära väsib.

See ei ole ainult E38 häda.Ka teistel vanematel BMW mudelitel on juhipoolne kojamehe kinnitus vars teiselepoole kaarega võrreldes teiste levinud markidega.

[Priit82]

Väike poiss jookseb ema juurde ja küsib:" Emme miks issi nii kiiresti jookseb?" ema seepeale:"Ole vait ja too uus padrun!"

[mrt]

Here are the real meanings behind the names of these 4wd manufacturers
and their vehicles)


AM General - Apparently My Girth Enables Neophytes to End Rollovers At Last

Hummer - Huge Unwieldy Monster Mashes Every Rock

BMW - Break My Windows / Bought My Wife

Buick - Butt-Ugly Imitation Cadillac Kitsch

Cadillac - Crashed After Driver Intercepted Low-Level Air Craft

Chevrolet - Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

Avalanche - After Victims Acquire Lease, Annoying Noises Constantly
Heard Everywhere

Blazer - Bought Lemon; A Zillion Electrical Recalls (pic)

Silverado - Seized Injectors Lack Velocity; Exciting Roll Abruptly
Detains Owner

Suburban - Stretched Useless Blazer Uses Rusty Bolts And Nails

Tahoe - Total Amateur Hates Onerous Electronics / Take A Hike, Or Else

Daihatsu - Damages Axles In Highly Advanced Technical Situations,
Unfortunately

Rocky - Rolled Over Cliff; Keep Yanking

Dodge - Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

Dakota - Damned Amateurs, Keep Out of Tough Areas

Durango - Drives Unusually Rough And Never Goes Offroad

Ram - Replace All Motors / Really Awful Mechanicals

Ramcharger - Radiator And Motor Can't Handle A Relatively Gentle Easy Road

Ford - Forget Off Road Driving / Found On Rocks Disabled / Flip Over,
Read Directions / or upside down: Driver Returns On Foot / Damaging Rust
Overwhelms Frame (pic1) (pic2) (pic3) (pic4) (pic5)

Honda - Had One, Never Did Again

Hyundai - Help! Yells Unimpressed Newbie, Disappointed After Introduction

Santa Fe - Sluggish Automobile Notoriously Tepid And Fools Everyone /
Sad Attempt Not Too Advanced, Fails Early

Isuzu - It Slowly Undermines Ziebart's Undercoating

Jeep - Just Enough Extra Parts / Jinxed Engine Eats Pistons / Jerks
Exploring Every Pasture / Joke Electronics Exceptionally Poor / Just
Empty Every Pocket

Grand Cherokee - Grandmother's Ride Allows No Droop; Can't Hear
Expensive Radio Over Knocking Engine and Exhaust (pic1) (pic2) (pic3)

ZJ - Zero Juice / Zoological Joke

Kia - Keep It Away / Killed in Action / Know It All (Ayeee!)

Lada - Lost And Dumfounded Again

Niva - No Inherent Value at All

Land Rover - Laughing At New Driver, Rolled On Very Easy Road

County - Crazily-Overpriced Unit Normally Taxi's Yokels

Defender - Driver Easily Forgets Everything; Normally Disabled on Every
Rock

Discovery - Driver Ignorant; Saves Cash to Own a Very Expensive Ride for
Yuppies

Range Rover - Replace All New Gears Eventually; Risk Of Violently
Exploding Rear

Lincoln - Lousy Incompetant Numbskull Crashes; Obviously Legally Negligent

Navigator - Not A Very Interested Glance At This Overpriced Ride

Mazda - Mindless Automaton Zipping Dangerously Along

MPV - Mind Painfully Vacant (pic1) (pic2)

Navajo - Not A Vehicle A Judge Owns

Tribute - Terrifying Roll Into Bushes Ultimately Totalled Exterior

Mercedes - Many Easily Roll & Careen Effortlessly Down Endless Slopes

ML - More Lift / Money Lost / Moronic Loser

Unimog - Uncomfortable Noisy Imposing Monstrosity Often Grinds

Mercury - My Easily-Rolled Car Usually Requires Yanking

Mountaineer - Man Overjoyed Until New Transmission And Injectors Negate
Electronics, Exploding Rapidly

Mitsubishi - Mournfully I've Tried Spending Unlimited Bucks; I Still
Hate It

Montero - My Overrated New Truck Easily Rolls Over

Pajero - Poorly-Assembled Junk; Engine Replaced Often

Nissan - Now I'm Stuck, Send Another Nissan

Patrol - Phone A Taxi

Pontiac - Parting Out Now, Totalled It After Collision

Suzuki - Slid Under Zooming Unimog; Killed Instantly

Grand Vitara - Grossly Restricted Articulation Normally Denotes Very
Interesting Time At Rocky Areas

Volvo - Very Old Lady's Vehicle Only

Willys - We Invariably Like Long Yank Straps / What Incompetent Losers
Like, Yes Siree

Toyota - Tipped Over, Yanked Out To Asphalt

Land Cruiser - Lost And Needs Directions, Can't Return Until Idiot
Searches Every Road

[Janek]

Kurdide rahvamuusika?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m1YJ1MZ ... re=related

[srock]

Natukese Rocki klassikat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t2S_5xN ... re=related
ja üks lugu ka majanduslanguse halli argipäeva http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WGBMq12 ... re=related

[jr]

Kas teil on filmi nimega "Longest Coock?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRJT-Hn1 ... re=related