Postitatud: N Sept 10, 2009 6:22 pm
kui peaks tekkima sõjaolukord http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrlrMYbMMFg
kui juba teema sõdurite peale üle läks siis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l64Wk6KdROQ
40. leht 67-st
Postitatud: N Sept 10, 2009 10:22 pm
lugu punnaka tuunimisest
Postitatud: R Sept 11, 2009 9:06 am
http://motokuur.ee/modules.php?name=For ... 1473#62793
Üks parimaid lugusi mida viimasel ajal olen lugenud.
Üks parimaid lugusi mida viimasel ajal olen lugenud.
Postitatud: R Sept 11, 2009 9:11 am
kole värk,enamus vist pimedad,laksu all või lihtsalt segased
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJGk0BSuj8I&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJGk0BSuj8I&NR=1
Postitatud: R Sept 11, 2009 10:00 am
Tundub olema vaskpoolse liiklusega maa kuid suurem osa autosid tehtud parempoolse liikluse jaoks.metsik kirjutas:kole värk,enamus vist pimedad,laksu all või lihtsalt segased
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJGk0BSuj8I&NR=1
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left_hand_drive
Postitatud: R Sept 11, 2009 12:18 pm
Postitatud: R Sept 11, 2009 12:39 pm
Kas raudteeülesõidu tõkkepuu on saanud endale uue toetrc kirjutas:
Postitatud: R Sept 11, 2009 3:36 pm
Jahimees metsas. Märkab jänest, kohe püss palgele ja sihtima, jänes ehmatab ära ja palub, et "Ära lase mind maha, ma räägin sulle tohutu saladuse." Jahimees mõtleb no huinja mul seda saladust vaja. Jänes ikka, et ei ma räägin ja nii edasi. Jahimees siis on nõus. Jänes räägib:" Tead, jahimees, meil siin metsa elab põder, tõeline hoorapoeg, KÕIKI N...B, aga samas on VÄÄÄÄÄGA, VÄÄÄÄGA VIISAKAS." Noh nagu lubatud jahimees jänest maha ei lase. Kõnnib vana edasi ja märkab, et Hunt silkab värskes lumes, kohe püss palgele ja sihtima. Kurat sellest saab naisele kihvti materjali, kraeks ja mütsiks jõuab veel mõtetest läbi käia, kui näeb läbi sihiku, et hunt ka käed üles ajanud ja palub, et teda maha ei lastaks, lubab saladuse rääkida, kui jahimees tema elu säästab. Hundi jutt on sama mis jäneselgi: "Tead, jahimees, meil siin metsa elab põder, tõeline hoorapoeg, KÕIKI N...B, KÕIKI, aga samas on VÄÄÄÄÄGA VÄÄÄÄGA VIISAKAS." Jahimehel kopp ees juba, nüüd on ka hundil minna lasknud, kõnnib noruspäi kodupoole, mõtleb mis naisele rääkida, kui järsku tunneb kahte kapja oma õlgadel ja selja tagant kostub bassihääl "DOOBRÕI VEETSER!"
Postitatud: R Sept 11, 2009 4:01 pm
Postitatud: R Sept 11, 2009 4:37 pm
Kus nali on?
Või tuleb sulle väga suure üllatusena, et Lamborghini algupäraselt vaid põllumajandustehnikaga tegeleski?
Postitatud: R Sept 11, 2009 6:23 pm
11 y/o Billy walks up to his father and asks, "Dad, what's the difference between potentially and realistically?" Dad says to Billy, "Well, son, lets find out. Go to everyone in the house and ask them if they'd have sex with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars." Billy, a little confused, agrees and heads up stairs.
He walks up to his mother and asks, "Mom, would you have sex with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars?" The mother looks at Billy, "Sweetie, I love your father, he's the only person I would have sex with. However, for 1 million... Yeah, I'd do it... But don't tell your father!".
Billy walks into his 16y/o sisters bedroom and asks her the same question. "Billy!, I'm only 16! That would be against the law! But it is Brad Pitt...he is sooooo fine. Yeah, I'd do it. But DON'T tell dad!"
Lastly, Billy walks into his brothers room. Asks the question. "Dude, I'm a guy. I don't have sex with guys. that's fucked up. However, if i ever was to have sex with a guy, it certainly would be Brad Pitt, and for a million bucks!? yeah, I'd do it. But don't you dare tell dad."
Billy heads on down to the basement. "Dad, I asked them all the question. Can you tell me what the difference between Potentially and Realistically is now?"
The father answers, "What did they all say?"
"They all said 'YES'."
"Well, Billy, you have your answer." Billy looks confused. "You see Billy, Potentially we now have $3 million dollars, but Realistically, we are living with two whores and a homo."
He walks up to his mother and asks, "Mom, would you have sex with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars?" The mother looks at Billy, "Sweetie, I love your father, he's the only person I would have sex with. However, for 1 million... Yeah, I'd do it... But don't tell your father!".
Billy walks into his 16y/o sisters bedroom and asks her the same question. "Billy!, I'm only 16! That would be against the law! But it is Brad Pitt...he is sooooo fine. Yeah, I'd do it. But DON'T tell dad!"
Lastly, Billy walks into his brothers room. Asks the question. "Dude, I'm a guy. I don't have sex with guys. that's fucked up. However, if i ever was to have sex with a guy, it certainly would be Brad Pitt, and for a million bucks!? yeah, I'd do it. But don't you dare tell dad."
Billy heads on down to the basement. "Dad, I asked them all the question. Can you tell me what the difference between Potentially and Realistically is now?"
The father answers, "What did they all say?"
"They all said 'YES'."
"Well, Billy, you have your answer." Billy looks confused. "You see Billy, Potentially we now have $3 million dollars, but Realistically, we are living with two whores and a homo."
Postitatud: R Sept 11, 2009 6:38 pm
Lisaks eelnevatele agragaatidele on sama kaubamärgi all tehtud ka gaasi-kesk-kütte-katlaid.trc kirjutas:Kus nali on?
Või tuleb sulle väga suure üllatusena, et Lamborghini algupäraselt vaid põllumajandustehnikaga tegeleski?
Postitatud: L Sept 12, 2009 10:25 am
Postitatud: L Sept 12, 2009 11:22 am
Postitatud: L Sept 12, 2009 10:19 pm
krt, valikuliselt värvipimedad tunduvad küll olevat.Landy kirjutas:Tundub olema vaskpoolse liiklusega maa kuid suurem osa autosid tehtud parempoolse liikluse jaoks.metsik kirjutas:kole värk,enamus vist pimedad,laksu all või lihtsalt segased
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJGk0BSuj8I&NR=1
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left_hand_drive