Postitatud: P Veebr 15, 2009 7:23 pm
4. leht 67-st
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Postitatud: E Veebr 16, 2009 12:43 am
Postitatud: E Veebr 16, 2009 8:13 am
Järgmiseks myyb esiklaasi maha, siis saab edasi sõita,hindrek555 kirjutas:Surutis http://www.e38.ee/foorum2/viewtopic.php?t=3290
kui kojamehi pole siis nähtavus kisub jamaks, pole esiklaasi pole muret
Postitatud: E Veebr 16, 2009 8:36 am
Kusjuures ilma naljata asine kuulutus on. Tutikad kojamehed e38'le olid miski 1500eek. Põhjus on spetsiifilises raamis ja kinnituses. Vahetatakse seal ainult kojemehe kummi tavaliselt, mis on esinduses 150eek. Meie kliimas pole ime, et lõpuks ka raam ära väsib.weix2 kirjutas:Järgmiseks myyb esiklaasi maha, siis saab edasi sõita,hindrek555 kirjutas:Surutis http://www.e38.ee/foorum2/viewtopic.php?t=3290
kui kojamehi pole siis nähtavus kisub jamaks, pole esiklaasi pole muret
Postitatud: E Veebr 16, 2009 2:32 pm
Isa leiab tütre toast vibraatori, tuleb tütar koju, isa hakkab pahandama, et mis see siis on.
tütar ütleb: "palun isa, see on mulle mehe eest."
isa ütleb: "no jaa" ja läheb minema.
hiljem tütar läheb elutuppa, näeb, et isa istub, laua peal vibraator ja 2 pitsi viina.
tütar küsib: "isa, mida sa teed?"
isa ütleb: "võtan väimehega viina."
Tony
tütar ütleb: "palun isa, see on mulle mehe eest."
isa ütleb: "no jaa" ja läheb minema.
hiljem tütar läheb elutuppa, näeb, et isa istub, laua peal vibraator ja 2 pitsi viina.
tütar küsib: "isa, mida sa teed?"
isa ütleb: "võtan väimehega viina."
Tony
Postitatud: E Veebr 16, 2009 3:21 pm
Tüüp ostis omale uue Mersu ja mõtles, et läheks kimaks väheke Tartu
maanteel.
Jõudes kaherealisele tõmbas naksti 140 rauda ja oh häda, vilkurid kohe
sabas.
Mõtles hetkeks, et ega need politseinikud uut Mersut ikka kätte saa ja
vajutas gaasi põhja. Kui 220 km/h sees oli, aga võmmid ikka maha ei tahtnud
jääda lõi paanika lõpuks sisse ja, mõeldes juba eelseisvale jamale, peatas
siiski oma uhke, uue masina.
Politseinik jalutas rahulikult Mersuni, vaatas juhi dokumente, kontrollis
joovet ja ütles siis: "Läks väheke kiireks siin ennist, aga kui tuled välja
vabandusega, mida ma enne kuulnud ei ole, saad puhtalt minema."
Mees mõtles hetke ning vastas: "Vaadake härra, eelmisel nädalal lasi mu
naine ühe politseinikuga jalga ja nüüd ma mõtlesin, et äkki tahetakse moori
tagasi tuua."
"Kena nädalavahetust", soovis politseinik ning jalutas minema.
maanteel.
Jõudes kaherealisele tõmbas naksti 140 rauda ja oh häda, vilkurid kohe
sabas.
Mõtles hetkeks, et ega need politseinikud uut Mersut ikka kätte saa ja
vajutas gaasi põhja. Kui 220 km/h sees oli, aga võmmid ikka maha ei tahtnud
jääda lõi paanika lõpuks sisse ja, mõeldes juba eelseisvale jamale, peatas
siiski oma uhke, uue masina.
Politseinik jalutas rahulikult Mersuni, vaatas juhi dokumente, kontrollis
joovet ja ütles siis: "Läks väheke kiireks siin ennist, aga kui tuled välja
vabandusega, mida ma enne kuulnud ei ole, saad puhtalt minema."
Mees mõtles hetke ning vastas: "Vaadake härra, eelmisel nädalal lasi mu
naine ühe politseinikuga jalga ja nüüd ma mõtlesin, et äkki tahetakse moori
tagasi tuua."
"Kena nädalavahetust", soovis politseinik ning jalutas minema.
Postitatud: E Veebr 16, 2009 4:19 pm
See ei ole ainult E38 häda.Ka teistel vanematel BMW mudelitel on juhipoolne kojamehe kinnitus vars teiselepoole kaarega võrreldes teiste levinud markidega.jr kirjutas:Kusjuures ilma naljata asine kuulutus on. Tutikad kojamehed e38'le olid miski 1500eek. Põhjus on spetsiifilises raamis ja kinnituses. Vahetatakse seal ainult kojemehe kummi tavaliselt, mis on esinduses 150eek. Meie kliimas pole ime, et lõpuks ka raam ära väsib.weix2 kirjutas:Järgmiseks myyb esiklaasi maha, siis saab edasi sõita,hindrek555 kirjutas:Surutis http://www.e38.ee/foorum2/viewtopic.php?t=3290
kui kojamehi pole siis nähtavus kisub jamaks, pole esiklaasi pole muret
Postitatud: E Veebr 16, 2009 11:26 pm
Väike poiss jookseb ema juurde ja küsib:" Emme miks issi nii kiiresti jookseb?" ema seepeale:"Ole vait ja too uus padrun!"
Postitatud: T Veebr 17, 2009 3:58 am
Here are the real meanings behind the names of these 4wd manufacturers
and their vehicles)
AM General - Apparently My Girth Enables Neophytes to End Rollovers At Last
Hummer - Huge Unwieldy Monster Mashes Every Rock
BMW - Break My Windows / Bought My Wife
Buick - Butt-Ugly Imitation Cadillac Kitsch
Cadillac - Crashed After Driver Intercepted Low-Level Air Craft
Chevrolet - Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Avalanche - After Victims Acquire Lease, Annoying Noises Constantly
Heard Everywhere
Blazer - Bought Lemon; A Zillion Electrical Recalls (pic)
Silverado - Seized Injectors Lack Velocity; Exciting Roll Abruptly
Detains Owner
Suburban - Stretched Useless Blazer Uses Rusty Bolts And Nails
Tahoe - Total Amateur Hates Onerous Electronics / Take A Hike, Or Else
Daihatsu - Damages Axles In Highly Advanced Technical Situations,
Unfortunately
Rocky - Rolled Over Cliff; Keep Yanking
Dodge - Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Dakota - Damned Amateurs, Keep Out of Tough Areas
Durango - Drives Unusually Rough And Never Goes Offroad
Ram - Replace All Motors / Really Awful Mechanicals
Ramcharger - Radiator And Motor Can't Handle A Relatively Gentle Easy Road
Ford - Forget Off Road Driving / Found On Rocks Disabled / Flip Over,
Read Directions / or upside down: Driver Returns On Foot / Damaging Rust
Overwhelms Frame (pic1) (pic2) (pic3) (pic4) (pic5)
Honda - Had One, Never Did Again
Hyundai - Help! Yells Unimpressed Newbie, Disappointed After Introduction
Santa Fe - Sluggish Automobile Notoriously Tepid And Fools Everyone /
Sad Attempt Not Too Advanced, Fails Early
Isuzu - It Slowly Undermines Ziebart's Undercoating
Jeep - Just Enough Extra Parts / Jinxed Engine Eats Pistons / Jerks
Exploring Every Pasture / Joke Electronics Exceptionally Poor / Just
Empty Every Pocket
Grand Cherokee - Grandmother's Ride Allows No Droop; Can't Hear
Expensive Radio Over Knocking Engine and Exhaust (pic1) (pic2) (pic3)
ZJ - Zero Juice / Zoological Joke
Kia - Keep It Away / Killed in Action / Know It All (Ayeee!)
Lada - Lost And Dumfounded Again
Niva - No Inherent Value at All
Land Rover - Laughing At New Driver, Rolled On Very Easy Road
County - Crazily-Overpriced Unit Normally Taxi's Yokels
Defender - Driver Easily Forgets Everything; Normally Disabled on Every
Rock
Discovery - Driver Ignorant; Saves Cash to Own a Very Expensive Ride for
Yuppies
Range Rover - Replace All New Gears Eventually; Risk Of Violently
Exploding Rear
Lincoln - Lousy Incompetant Numbskull Crashes; Obviously Legally Negligent
Navigator - Not A Very Interested Glance At This Overpriced Ride
Mazda - Mindless Automaton Zipping Dangerously Along
MPV - Mind Painfully Vacant (pic1) (pic2)
Navajo - Not A Vehicle A Judge Owns
Tribute - Terrifying Roll Into Bushes Ultimately Totalled Exterior
Mercedes - Many Easily Roll & Careen Effortlessly Down Endless Slopes
ML - More Lift / Money Lost / Moronic Loser
Unimog - Uncomfortable Noisy Imposing Monstrosity Often Grinds
Mercury - My Easily-Rolled Car Usually Requires Yanking
Mountaineer - Man Overjoyed Until New Transmission And Injectors Negate
Electronics, Exploding Rapidly
Mitsubishi - Mournfully I've Tried Spending Unlimited Bucks; I Still
Hate It
Montero - My Overrated New Truck Easily Rolls Over
Pajero - Poorly-Assembled Junk; Engine Replaced Often
Nissan - Now I'm Stuck, Send Another Nissan
Patrol - Phone A Taxi
Pontiac - Parting Out Now, Totalled It After Collision
Suzuki - Slid Under Zooming Unimog; Killed Instantly
Grand Vitara - Grossly Restricted Articulation Normally Denotes Very
Interesting Time At Rocky Areas
Volvo - Very Old Lady's Vehicle Only
Willys - We Invariably Like Long Yank Straps / What Incompetent Losers
Like, Yes Siree
Toyota - Tipped Over, Yanked Out To Asphalt
Land Cruiser - Lost And Needs Directions, Can't Return Until Idiot
Searches Every Road
and their vehicles)
AM General - Apparently My Girth Enables Neophytes to End Rollovers At Last
Hummer - Huge Unwieldy Monster Mashes Every Rock
BMW - Break My Windows / Bought My Wife
Buick - Butt-Ugly Imitation Cadillac Kitsch
Cadillac - Crashed After Driver Intercepted Low-Level Air Craft
Chevrolet - Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Avalanche - After Victims Acquire Lease, Annoying Noises Constantly
Heard Everywhere
Blazer - Bought Lemon; A Zillion Electrical Recalls (pic)
Silverado - Seized Injectors Lack Velocity; Exciting Roll Abruptly
Detains Owner
Suburban - Stretched Useless Blazer Uses Rusty Bolts And Nails
Tahoe - Total Amateur Hates Onerous Electronics / Take A Hike, Or Else
Daihatsu - Damages Axles In Highly Advanced Technical Situations,
Unfortunately
Rocky - Rolled Over Cliff; Keep Yanking
Dodge - Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Dakota - Damned Amateurs, Keep Out of Tough Areas
Durango - Drives Unusually Rough And Never Goes Offroad
Ram - Replace All Motors / Really Awful Mechanicals
Ramcharger - Radiator And Motor Can't Handle A Relatively Gentle Easy Road
Ford - Forget Off Road Driving / Found On Rocks Disabled / Flip Over,
Read Directions / or upside down: Driver Returns On Foot / Damaging Rust
Overwhelms Frame (pic1) (pic2) (pic3) (pic4) (pic5)
Honda - Had One, Never Did Again
Hyundai - Help! Yells Unimpressed Newbie, Disappointed After Introduction
Santa Fe - Sluggish Automobile Notoriously Tepid And Fools Everyone /
Sad Attempt Not Too Advanced, Fails Early
Isuzu - It Slowly Undermines Ziebart's Undercoating
Jeep - Just Enough Extra Parts / Jinxed Engine Eats Pistons / Jerks
Exploring Every Pasture / Joke Electronics Exceptionally Poor / Just
Empty Every Pocket
Grand Cherokee - Grandmother's Ride Allows No Droop; Can't Hear
Expensive Radio Over Knocking Engine and Exhaust (pic1) (pic2) (pic3)
ZJ - Zero Juice / Zoological Joke
Kia - Keep It Away / Killed in Action / Know It All (Ayeee!)
Lada - Lost And Dumfounded Again
Niva - No Inherent Value at All
Land Rover - Laughing At New Driver, Rolled On Very Easy Road
County - Crazily-Overpriced Unit Normally Taxi's Yokels
Defender - Driver Easily Forgets Everything; Normally Disabled on Every
Rock
Discovery - Driver Ignorant; Saves Cash to Own a Very Expensive Ride for
Yuppies
Range Rover - Replace All New Gears Eventually; Risk Of Violently
Exploding Rear
Lincoln - Lousy Incompetant Numbskull Crashes; Obviously Legally Negligent
Navigator - Not A Very Interested Glance At This Overpriced Ride
Mazda - Mindless Automaton Zipping Dangerously Along
MPV - Mind Painfully Vacant (pic1) (pic2)
Navajo - Not A Vehicle A Judge Owns
Tribute - Terrifying Roll Into Bushes Ultimately Totalled Exterior
Mercedes - Many Easily Roll & Careen Effortlessly Down Endless Slopes
ML - More Lift / Money Lost / Moronic Loser
Unimog - Uncomfortable Noisy Imposing Monstrosity Often Grinds
Mercury - My Easily-Rolled Car Usually Requires Yanking
Mountaineer - Man Overjoyed Until New Transmission And Injectors Negate
Electronics, Exploding Rapidly
Mitsubishi - Mournfully I've Tried Spending Unlimited Bucks; I Still
Hate It
Montero - My Overrated New Truck Easily Rolls Over
Pajero - Poorly-Assembled Junk; Engine Replaced Often
Nissan - Now I'm Stuck, Send Another Nissan
Patrol - Phone A Taxi
Pontiac - Parting Out Now, Totalled It After Collision
Suzuki - Slid Under Zooming Unimog; Killed Instantly
Grand Vitara - Grossly Restricted Articulation Normally Denotes Very
Interesting Time At Rocky Areas
Volvo - Very Old Lady's Vehicle Only
Willys - We Invariably Like Long Yank Straps / What Incompetent Losers
Like, Yes Siree
Toyota - Tipped Over, Yanked Out To Asphalt
Land Cruiser - Lost And Needs Directions, Can't Return Until Idiot
Searches Every Road
Postitatud: T Veebr 17, 2009 9:02 am
Postitatud: T Veebr 17, 2009 11:02 am
Natukese Rocki klassikat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t2S_5xN ... re=related
ja üks lugu ka majanduslanguse halli argipäeva http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WGBMq12 ... re=related 
ja üks lugu ka majanduslanguse halli argipäeva http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WGBMq12 ... re=related Postitatud: T Veebr 17, 2009 11:08 am
Kas teil on filmi nimega "Longest Coock?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRJT-Hn1 ... re=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRJT-Hn1 ... re=related